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\u2018No thanks. I\u2019ll just have a cup of tea please.\u2019 I am sitting in this flat and looking around. It\u2019s very clean and tidy. In fact, it\u2019s quite comfortable. I\u2019m not sure what I expected, but it wasn\u2019t this tastefully decorated room. I think I\u2019ve seen too many movies. Well, I suppose I should just try to relax a bit. After all, that\u2019s what I\u2019m here for.<\/p>\n

Let me give you a little background. I\u2019m in my 30\u2019s. I have a good job. Not a very exciting job, but it pays well. I have a very nice wife. We met in school, married as soon as we were out of our teens and had our first kid within a year. We have three now. She is a stay at home mum and tells me she\u2019s very happy with the arrangement.<\/p>\n

You would think I should be too. We\u2019re like those 1950\u2019s perfect family set ups. Isn\u2019t that what everyone really dreams of. I go to work, bring home the bacon and she keeps the house immaculately, cooks for me, takes care of all the children\u2019s needs and is wonderful company. We have a sex life, but it\u2019s not very exciting or frequent. It\u2019s hard to do that when you\u2019ve got three kids. She\u2019s not particularly interested in having child free time together or trying to spice things up.<\/p>\n

Maybe I\u2019m selfish, but sometimes I feel like I\u2019m just playing a part in my own life. I often find myself wondering \u2018Is this it?\u2019 It\u2019s like that proverbial hamster wheel. I work five days, come home, eat, watch TV and go to sleep. Saturday, we go shopping and take the kids out for something they\u2019ll enjoy. Sunday, I do chores in the garden and around the house and then Monday it starts all over again.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure that my life is what so many other men dream of and I often beat myself up about being ungrateful. I remind myself to remember all those with so much less than I have. I don\u2019t have crazy dreams of running away and becoming an artist in Paris or anything like that. I just don\u2019t want to feel I\u2019ve wasted my life away, waiting for retirement and being so bored by then, that I just sit in an armchair in front of the telly until I die. It\u2019s what I\u2019ve seen so many other men do.<\/p>\n

But it turns out, there are men out there who are like me. This is how I got to where I am now. In this flat, waiting for a woman, I\u2019ve never met, to make me a cup of tea.<\/p>\n

I went on a business trip to London with a guy I don\u2019t know very well from the accounting department. We had to give a presentation to some higher ups at HQ. They put us up in a bog standard hotel. It\u2019s fine. I stay here about once a month for these meetings. It has a bar downstairs. We arrived the afternoon before our first meeting and agreed to meet for drinks once we\u2019d freshened up.<\/p>\n

We got chatting and it turns out that Luke is a really good bloke. We have a lot in common, both married, with kids. After a couple of drinks, I started opening up to him and confided in him about my frustrations and worries. He listened sympathetically and then, out of the blue, just said \u2018Well, we can fix that for you. No problem.\u2019.<\/p>\n

He explained that he has a secret way to liven up his life just enough so that he can appreciate it and not think about getting a divorce and starting again. Yikes! How did he know that I had been fighting those exact thoughts? He got out his phone and handed it to me. I looked at the phone and then looked back at him. I scrolled a bit. It was a site called Cleopatra Escorts<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u2018You don\u2019t mean you\u2026?\u2019 I said as I raised my eyebrows in his direction while continuing to scroll more intensely. He laughed and said \u2018I certainly do. And I\u2019ve had some seriously good times doing it too. Fancy giving it a go? I can arrange it all right now. Do you want them to come here?\u2019<\/p>\n

I nearly shit my trousers when he said that. \u2018No! I can\u2019t risk being caught or found out.\u2019 He shrugged and said, \u2018I\u2019ve been doing it for years and no one ever has, but if you\u2019re worried, we can arrange incalls. We can go to them.\u2019 By the time I took in what he\u2019d just said, I\u2019d realised that I was already too invested and excited to say no, so I just nodded and smiled and let him do whatever it was he was going to do.<\/p>\n

And this is how I ended up here. Luke stayed at the hotel to wait for his date. He said he prefers it that way. So, I\u2019m all alone in this flat with this very attractive young Eastern European<\/a> woman that Luke chose for me. I have no idea why, but she\u2019s stunningly beautiful. Not the sort of woman I\u2019d ever have dared ask out when I was younger. And she\u2019s making me tea.<\/p>\n

She returns to the room with a smile and a tray with tea and biscuits and sets them down on the coffee table in front of me. Her sultry accent is knocking me off balance and as she bends over to pour, my eyes become completely focused on her very generous cleavage. To be honest, except for a few drunken episodes, I\u2019ve never slept with anyone but my wife.<\/p>\n

She caught me looking, stood up and suddenly pulled her tight jumper over her head. She giggled and said \u2018You want a better look? Before I knew it, we were making out on the sofa like teenagers. The tea and biscuits were going cold, I\u2019d kicked my shoes off, and just as I was about to take my belt off, she stood up and smiled \u2018Let\u2019s move to the bedroom so I can finish what we started\u2019.<\/p>\n

It probably sounds a little bit adolescent, but I pretty much fell over myself in my haste to follow her like a little puppy. But, I\u2019m not going to deny that I had so much fun. It was crazy. I didn\u2019t even feel guilty. It wasn\u2019t like I felt anything towards this woman. She\u2019s friendly. She\u2019s beautiful and entertaining, but she\u2019s not my best friend. The experience was more like going to an amusement park for me. Doing scary, exciting, dangerous and very naughty things that you would never think of wanting to do every day and it giving you a little boost.<\/p>\n

The following morning, Luke gave me a little wink and asked how it had gone. He laughed and fluffed my hair like a kid when I told him. Then he said, \u2018How are you feeling about it?\u2019 I thought for a moment and said, \u2018I don\u2019t feel bad at all. In fact, I feel great. I can\u2019t wait to see my wife and kids. I feel less miserable than I\u2019ve felt in ages and I\u2019m actually looking forward to going home for once in quite a while.\u2019 He nodded knowingly.<\/p>\n

Part of me does know that my wife would never understand, much less, forgive me if she ever found out, but it\u2019s a risk I\u2019m willing to take to stop me from feeling like an imposter in my own life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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